Who Needs Ice?

[J-Krue]

Cocktails and Dreams and Bombs
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"Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her so... much... it... it... the... it... the... fee... flames... flames... on the side of my face... heaving... breathless... heaving breaths..."

[WildYams]

"it was clear Cruise’s next hit was going to be “Top Gun,” the beginning of the new rock’n’warfare genre pioneered by Simpson and partner Jerry Bruckheimer that ultimately begat such copies as the trio of “Iron Eagle” movies."

How dare he overlook Iron Eagle IV like that!

[Cookie]

[fhqwhgads]

Last Barman Poet

I am the last barman poet.
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make.
Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake.
The sex on the beach, the schnapps made from peach,
The Velvet Hammer,
the Al-La-Bam-A Slam-a!


I make things with juice and froth: the Pink Squirrel, the 3-Toed Sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzy:
The Iced Tea, The Kamikaze, The Orgasm, The Death Spasm,
The Singapore Sling, The Dingaling.

America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got.
But if you want to got loaded,
why don't you just order a shot?
Bar is open.

[Cookie]

Coughlin's Laws:

1.) 'Douglas Coughlin, Logical Negativist. Flourished in the last part of the 20th Century. Propounded a set of laws the world generally ignores, to its detriment.'

2.) 'Coughlin's Law; Anything else is always something better.'

3.) 'Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you.'

4.) Brian: I'll stick with the brew.
Doug: Beer is for breakfast around here, drink or be gone.

5.) 'Coughlin's Law; Bury the dead, they stink up the place.'

6.) 'Coughlin's diet: cocktails and dreams.'

7.) 'Coughlin's Law: Never show surprise, never lose your cool.'

8.) 'I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.'
'However, falling down the stairs is allowed!' 'As for the rest of Coughlin's Laws, ignore them. The guy was always full of shit.'

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